hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

(Source: coolator, via cats-n-lesbians)

"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love."

(via sensitizes)

(via superior-one)

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

(via superior-one)

relahvant:

hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

i have never seen a more disappointed dog in my life

(via hiddlesst0ner)

clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

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